The ongoing restructure of Coles' empire undertaken by Chief Executive John Fletcher and the share price fillip fuelled through recent takeover speculation shouldn't dissuade a closer look at one of their lesser performers, the petrol pumper and discounter Coles Express. First half 2006 sales increased 15.9% to $AUD3Bn, reflected by higher fuel prices. Against expectations these record prices, enjoyed primarily by the refiners, are turning motorists into criminals. Service stations in NSW report a 130% rise in drive offs over two years, and Police responding to proprietors' calls for action claim more and more complaints concern stolen or defaced plates.
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Coles Express Picks On a Pensioner
with Malice a'Forecourt?Showing precise timing the moment the exit cleared, he set off with motor roaring and tyres squealing crazily. Upon reversing off the pump he took a wide semi-circle path at high speed around the back of the drive. He shot past open-mouthed refuelling motorists and then gunned his engine and launched himself southwards into his choice of three clear lanes and was off, home free. How this one was to be pinned on me is quite without explanation. The drive off was gone and I had not yet resumed my seat when the operator marched out and advanced towards pump #10 to deal with his loss. The "very detailed Australia-wide process and policy around the management of drive off issues", as an operations manager for Coles Express was to label it, was cranking up.
"Hullo, Hullo. Are You the Driver of This Car, Sir?""We don't make house calls for nothing", the senior of the officers told me sternly.I took this to mean that, sans docket, they would have been bound to cart me off to the Bankstown lockup. I did not hesitate to ring the Coles Express service station for an explanation as soon as the police left. It gets worse. The operator who dobbed me in sounded nonplussed when I challenged him and he blurted out: "I saw you reverse from #10 and come into #9 before taking off. It's what they often do."I pointed out that I was still with my car when he came out on to the forecourt to investigate the drive off and he dropped the clanger:
How Many Drive Offs Are Really Pilfers?Well, he sure got a good look at my number plate, still on the car and parked at the pump. There could be no mistaking my number, no defaced numerals or mud spatters. Perhaps mine was the cleanest plate on the forecourt, but when he wrote it down in place of the real offender's rego number, you can bet the incident was not supposed to go any further. After months of talks with Coles Express management, no one could tell me how they determine which losses are from staff pilfering and which losses come from fair dinkum drive offs and whether anyone is keeping score at all. I knew there should be a "list" of some sort because shrinkage, wastage, call it what you will, must be accounted for in any business yet all those I spoke to denied lists for that purpose existed and none of their "processes" encouraged operators to put a number down. Shareholders sitting on dividends are not asking questions about drive off losses and how they are being recorded and claimed and how much is due to pilfering. Why not?
The Petrol Discounter From (S)HellNevertheless, a bold trial of pre-pay by sixty independent service stations in Bankstown and Liverpool has begun. Coles and Woolies were invited but are not taking part. Among the measures considered in the past to arrest the losses and curb the alarming spate of violence and mayhem people can face filling up the family car are:-
A Coles Express spokeswoman told Edmund Tadros (SMH 31 Aug 06) they had "a series of processes in place" to minimise petrol theft. And well they might have improved since they got me. They sure keep these processes and the results, hushed up. I say they need to invest in better technology and safer, more secure systems, because Coles Express can't stop drive offs. They can't catch the ones they can't stop and they can't prosecute those they do catch.
Walking the Talk on Ethics
Where are their ethics? Well, there is an indication where Coles believe they lie in the little 40-page booklet HQ have put out to all their suppliers. Introducing the pamphlet, CEO John Fletcher is quoted saying,
"Gosh," writes Janine Perrett in her SMH column 11 Aug 06, "you could have fooled the myriad small businesses Coles has bullied in the past." To that end, I'll add to those ranks one employee and one customer they've bullied, too. She goes on in the same vein,
In the Name of Shell....
So how was it that Coles Express slipped up on my case and damned me to the cops as a thief? After much humming and harring, dancing about and straight obfuscation, I can summarise without fear of contradiction that the picture quality from the too few cameras with too many black spots to cover and not enough eyes to peruse while the staff were tending to retail sales was too grainy and too difficult to retrieve in a hurry to be useful for checking before calling the police. There was no audio track recorded - operators relied on hearing cars revving up or the squeals of tyres on the forecourt to warn them of a pending drive off and if they accurately read the rego plates of ridgy-didge drive offs, they chose not to put forward the CCTV tape in evidence. Instead, the company told me they prosecuted in court on the statements of their witnessing operators but declined to give me any figures on successful prosecutions.
"What Can We Do to Get You Back in Our Stores?"
That was a very good question, put to me by the Coles Express managing director in an early morning call he made in March 2006. What indeed? I pondered, pleased by the attention of the moment. I pondered another three months and considered that of the petrol stations around me at Bankstown, two were very convenient and both were Coles Express and I was avoiding them so where was that getting me? I wasn't going to make a claim on them of any kind for damages or anything although I was still pretty riled up over their dreadful slur and the hamfisted way they were treating my complaint. I didn't believe there was a figure you could put to the kind of indignity I experienced, but Coles Express could recover the lost ground if they directed a personal apology to me in a very public manner.I asked that a public apology be placed, minimum 7cm x 9cm in a Saturday edition during August 2006 in the SMH and Sydney Daily Telegraph, to appear not past page 8. The ads were to state the facts of the police being summoned to my home and how it was all a mistake and an entirely inappropriate action and that Coles Express were at fault and if they did that, I would come back. August 2006 passed and they had nothing to say. It is clear there will be no public apology from Coles Express. I believe I have no obligation to keep this episode a secret any longer and will further describe the conversations I had with staff and executives of the company, what pertinent technical issues and statistics and corroborating material I found on the Internet and conclusions I have reached regarding the safety and security of people buying fuel from this company, to any person who is so interested. The Coles Group manager I was talking to has gone from boss of grog, to gas, to grub in a patch they've done to replace a most recent sacking. Good luck in your new career, Mick!
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